I can't explain why and I don't have the time.
The state's going to hell and there are many urgent action-items,
starting with:
Coleman sez:
"Please buy our crap"
Dang it, Coleman, can't you give it a rest? That's exactly why more small businesses fail in Florida ...
That's pretty much been it. One after another.
And some:
And a little:
But last year it was just:
This site dedicated to the memory of Sharon, R.I.P.
As you know, that's what this site used to be about, until we had to shut down
after those customers complained in the emergency room.
... Oh, and we got in a shipment of cool new hats,
but the design I came up with is also causing problems:
I just saw it on a bunch of cars and thought it was kind of cool. The people behind the wheel
always had this puckered look, but I figured driving down here
will do that to you and ... huh? what is it Coleman? ...
Anyhoo, you're probably thinking, "Hey Serge, what's been going on with you for the last year?"
Well, I'll tell you:
You wouldn't think they'd be such schedule-gobblers,
but the only places that stays open are the Chinese buffets,
which don't have much money in the registers.
Before last summer, my routine used to be more varied. There was:
That's right - Miami Vice came out on DVD!
but the numbers weren't moving fast enough, so I started doing hours now.
Feb. 8! Feb. 8! Feb. 8! It's all I could think about! Now it's passed. I'm bored.
My mind tends to jump around a bit. I can't help it.
Here's a recap of the last ten seconds:
The University of Serge (and Caterers)
Coleman's Corner
The Library
Buy crap or else
